A review of cans.

Garbage cans...when were talking about them in general we think of their unsightly appearance...and not to mention the smell associated with them. However, when your talking about them in regards to getting your trash picked up, they're very important.

Lets have a quick review of waste collection containers. Please note, availability may vary in your area.

Rubbermaid 32 Gal Wheeled Trash Can

Your standard issue trash can. This great receptacle, made by the fine people of Rubbermaid of Mississauga has wheels that make it easy to move. The snap-fit lid has locking handles so your lid does not blow away. Its durable construction withstands intense sunlight and freezing temperature. I see these the most throughout my day and more than likely for good reason...It's an excellent product

Retails for $19.99

Rubbermaid Animal Stopper 32 Gal Wheeled can.

Pissed off after waking up in the morning to find the neighbourhood stray cat has knocked over your garbage can and feasted on your leftovers all night and left you with the mess? God knows i wont be the guy to clean it up...if your home...get off your ass and clean up your mess. Either that or get a pellet gun and wait for that pesky little cat to come and try and make ways with your trash, or! If animal cruelty charges aren't your thing consider the Rubbermaid Animal Stopper!

Yes, Another fine product by Rubbermaid. It has wheels like its predecessor, the Animal Stopper contains a latching system built into the lid which makes it nearly impossible for the local wildlife to get into your can and chow down on last nights dinner. I've seen these after they've been knocked down by animals or even myself in the truck when I haven't had my morning cup of tea and the lid still stays on tight. The Rubbermaid Animal stopper is an excellent substitution for bungee cords or ropes when it comes to securing your lid as most municipalities will not allow for such a practice...why you ask? Let's see how your manual dexterity is when your wearing the big thick gloves I wear.

Retails for $24.99

So far i've given two positive reviews about two great products. And that's why they were positive...Now let's move one to some absolute shitty products.

Scepter 36 Gallon Wheeled can.

Made by Scepter Corporation of Toronto, Ontario, this 36 gallon can is literally my arch nemisis. The Scepter 36 gallon can tries to rip off the good qualities of Rubbermaid quality but fails miserably. The handles of a Rubbermaid can are either molded into the body of the can or very securely fastened to the can. Scepter crap, is exactly that-crap. The handles of a scepter can are very loosely secured by nuts and bolts to the body of the can. It is not uncommon for the handles to become loose over time and to completely come right off. This usually happens while the waste is being collected and in the case with me, has caused me injury for which I had to report.

Aside from the handle being weak the wheels are literally "snapped" into place at the bottom of the can and with the absense of any sort of hand well for the collector to tip the can into the truck we are left with no other option but to hold onto the wheels which again are snapped into place and then break off usually hitting the waste collector in the face while tipping.

If you use this can don't expect to use it for too long before it breaks.

Retails for 25.99

Scepter 20gal can.

A very basic and very poorly made can. Efficient collection was not on the mind of Scepter corp when they designed this small little can. The only positive thing I can say is that it's small size would be ideal for senior citizens however the lack of any wheels may negate this fact. The lid is secured in place by turning as you would a jar of peanut butter. It was always funny to watch the new fish (new employees) try and pull this lid with all their strength and fail. Aside from lacking wheels the can lacks proper hand wells for the collector to get a good grip and tip it over to dump. I've always had to have a hand inside the can in order to get a good grip and this itself can be quite unsafe as I have had items such as rocks or dirty diapers bounce off my hand. I fucking hate dirty diapers.

You get what you pay for (shit) for 13.99

That's all I can think for now. Keep in mind that this post is based entirely on my opinion alone and your experience with these products may vary.